Hotel Joke - Astotel - Paris

Hotel Joke - Astotel - Paris

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Hotel Joke - Astotel - Paris
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Overview

Featuring free newspaper and elevator, the 3-star Hotel Joke - Astotel Paris sits in the neighborhood of Basilique du Sacre-Coeur de Montmartre. Featuring 44 rooms with views of the urban, the boutique hotel is 25 minutes by foot from Louvre Museum.

Location

Arc de Triomphe is located 1.6 miles from this hotel, while Petit Palais Fine Arts Museum is 1.7 miles away. The non-smoking accommodation is also a minute's walk from Museum of Eroticism, and near a subway station.

The nearest metro station is about 10 minutes' walk away.

Rooms

The rooms include a mini fridge bar, along with a flat-screen TV with satellite channels for your convenience. These air-conditioned rooms offer stylish furniture including a writing table and a cabinet.

Eat & Drink

Relax with soft drinks in the snack bar that boasts WiFi and a TV. Dining options also include La Table de Clichy, situated 300 feet away.

Leisure & Business

The Joke - Astotel offers a gym area, a shared lounge and various recreational opportunities to diversify your leisure. Thanks to a sports hall, guests can stay fit at this Paris hotel.

Good to know
Check-in/Check-out
from 15:00-23:59
until 12:00
Amenities
No parking available.
Wireless internet is available in the entire hotel for free.
Other information
Breakfast
You can start your day with a full breakfast, which costs EUR 12 per person per day. 
Pets
Pets are not allowed.
Languages
English, Spanish, Italian
Building
Number of floors:6
Number of rooms:46
Former name
Blanche Hotel Paris
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Rooms and availability

Connecting Room
  • Max:
    3 persons
Family Two-Bedroom Room
  • Max:
    4 persons
  • Heating
  • Air conditioning
Standard Room with 1 Single Bed
  • Max:
    1 person
  • Bed options:
    1 Single bed
  • Heating
  • Air conditioning
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Facilities

Main facilities

Wi-Fi
Parking
Baggage storage
24-hour services

24-hour reception

24-hour security

TV

Flat-screen TV

Elevator
Kitchen facilities

Electric kettle

Breakfast

In-room breakfast

Services

  • Housekeeping
  • Dry cleaning

Dining

  • In-room breakfast
  • Special diet menus

Children

  • Cribs

Room features

  • Air conditioning
  • Heating
  • Mini-bar
  • Soundproofed rooms
  • Sitting area
  • Tea and coffee facilities

Bathroom

  • Free toiletries

Self-catering

  • Electric kettle

Media

  • Flat-screen TV
  • AM/FM alarm clock

Room decor

  • Carpeted floor
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Essential information about Hotel Joke - Astotel

💵 Lowest room price 125 US$
📏 Distance to center 1.6 mi
🗺️ Location rating 9.2
✈️ Distance to airport 12.7 mi
🧳 Nearest airport Orly, ORY

Location
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Address
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69 Rue Blanche, Paris, France, 75009
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69 Rue Blanche, Paris, France, 75009
  • City landmarks
  • Nearby
  • Restaurants
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35 Rue du Chevalier-De-La-Barre
Basilique du Sacre-Coeur de Montmartre
100 yd
82 Boulevard de Clichy
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100 yd
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Reviews of Hotel Joke - Astotel

8.4 /10
Great
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Quirky decor, complimentary snacks, and proximity to Moulin Rouge and Montmartre enhance guest experiences.

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Guests rate the Location 9/10

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Rooms and cleanliness8
Here's what guests said:
“Rooms are cozy with unique decor; cleanliness consistently praised across reviews.”
Location9
Here's what guests said:
“Near Moulin Rouge and Montmartre, with easy access to Blanche Metro Station for city exploration.”
Dining8
Here's what guests said:
“Breakfast includes diverse options like pastries and snacks available 2 PM to 2 AM for guests.”
Price and service8
Here's what guests said:
“Staff provide attentive service; snacks and soft drinks included at no extra charge enhance value.”
Guest reviewsWrite a Review
  • P
    Peter
    United States of America
    left 2 reviews
    Wrote a review on Jan 26
    Great
    Recommends the hotel
    Location9.0
    Rooms7.0
    Service8.0
    Dining8.0
    8.0
    quirky decor
    small cramped room

    The quirky decor was delightful, but the room was small and cramped.

    Superior Double Room
  • P
    Peter
    United States of America
    left 20 reviews
    Wrote a review on Jan 03
    Perfect
    Recommends the hotel
    Location10.0
    Rooms8.0
    Service9.0
    Dining9.0
    9.0
    quirky décor
    varied breakfast
    helpful staff

    A Memorable Stay with Charming Touches

    Had a delightful four-night stay in a cozy superior double room. The quirky décor captivated us, and we enjoyed the varied breakfast options. Don't miss the boulangerie across the street for incredible pastries! For dinner, Roy's Pub is a must-visit. Helpful staff made our experience special.

    Superior Double Room
  • C
    Charlie
    United States of America
    left 1 review
    Wrote a review on Oct 24
    Perfect
    Recommends the hotel
    Location10.0
    Rooms9.0
    Service9.0
    Dining10.0
    9.0
    quirky decor
    complimentary mini bar
    room size
    family discomfort

    The real deal or a total steal?

    This hotel is fun ,with quirky decor, a free mini bar that’s restocked daily, and a fantastic breakfast with plenty of options.

    While the character is charming, room sizes might pose a challenge, especially for larger families or groups.

    Standard Double Room
  • R
    Raymond
    United States of America
    left 1 review
    Wrote a review on Aug 13
    Perfect
    Recommends the hotel
    Location9.0
    Rooms9.0
    Service10.0
    Dining9.0
    10
    friendly staff
    unexpected perks

    Family friendly with unexpected perks

    First off, the staff were helpful. They had a bar with snacks open all night, we couldn't get enough of the pastries and chips for the kids after a long day! Plus the breakfast included packs of nuts and dried fruits was something I never experienced before. It really made it easy and relaxed for the whole family.

    It wasn't exactly cheap, but worth it for what we got.

    Standard Twin Room
  • G
    George
    United States of America
    left 1 review
    Wrote a review on Jul 24
    Perfect
    Recommends the hotel
    Location10.0
    Rooms8.0
    Service9.0
    Dining9.0
    9.0
    complimentary snacks
    helpful staff
    great dining options
    initial room situation
    clogged basin

    The stay was enjoyable with convenient access to great dining options and close proximity to popular attractions like Montmartre. The complimentary snacks and drinks in the lobby were a fantastic perk that kept us refreshed throughout the day. The staff, especially those in housekeeping, were helpful and created a welcoming atmosphere, making our visit memorable. Only downside was the initial room situation, but the staff managed it well.

    Superior Double Room
  • M
    Mark
    United States of America
    left 5 reviews
    Wrote a review on Jul 21
    Perfect
    Recommends the hotel
    Location9.0
    Rooms9.0
    Service10.0
    Dining8.0
    9.0
    spacious room
    free snacks
    attentive staff
    unresponsive remote
    minor inconvenience

    The stay was very pleasant, with a spacious Superior Double Room that exceeded expectations. The free snacks and drinks available in the reception area were a nice touch, providing a relaxed atmosphere for networking after work hours. Additionally, the cleanliness and unique decor enhanced the overall appeal of the hotel. The staff was attentive, assisting with my requests efficiently.

    The TV remote was unresponsive at times.

    Superior Double Room
  • H
    Hank
    United States of America
    left 4 reviews
    Wrote a review on Jul 11
    Perfect
    Recommends the hotel
    Location10.0
    Rooms9.0
    Service10.0
    Dining10.0
    10
    complimentary snacks
    friendly staff

    a delightful stay with exceptional complimentary snacks for midnight cravings

    Charming hotel, joyful atmosphere.

    Standard Twin Room
  • D
    Deborah
    United States of America
    left 1 review
    Wrote a review on Jun 26
    Perfect
    Recommends the hotel
    Location10.0
    Rooms10.0
    Service10.0
    Dining10.0
    10
    complimentary snacks
    whimsical design

    Fun, Fun, Fun

    I had the best time at this whimsical hotel! The complimentary soft drinks and snacks were a game-changer Plus, the breakfast spread was a delight-fresh pastries and a variety of options set the perfect tone for each day!

    Would recommend ❤️❤️

    Standard Single Room
  • S
    S.
    United States of America
    left 11 reviews
    Wrote a review on Jun 14
    Perfect
    Recommends the hotel
    Location10.0
    Rooms9.0
    Service10.0
    Dining9.0
    9.0
    friendly staff
    free mini bar
    cleanliness
    tv malfunction

    Had a fantastic stay here with friends! We loved visiting the nearby Moulin Rouge and exploring the vibrant Montmartre district. The hotel provided a daily refill of soft drinks in the mini bar, which was a nice touch. Plus, the free snacks and drinks from 2 PM to 2 AM made for a fun experience. Highly recommend this place for its friendly staff and cleanliness!

    The only issue we faced was with the TV. it kept turning on by itself at night, which was a bit annoying.

    Standard Twin Room
  • A
    Alexis
    United States of America
    left 5 reviews
    Wrote a review on Jun 11
    Perfect
    Recommends the hotel
    Location9.0
    Rooms8.0
    Service10.0
    Dining8.0
    9.0
    unique decor
    friendly staff
    complimentary snacks
    room size

    Staying at Hotel Joke was good! The unique décor gave our stay a nice twist. The complimentary snacks added a nice touch. Although the room felt a bit snug for us, it didn’t detract from our overall enjoyment. Staff friendliness.

    Standard Double Room
  • R
    Randall
    United States of America
    left 6 reviews
    Wrote a review on Jun 05
    Perfect
    Recommends the hotel
    Location10.0
    Rooms8.0
    Service9.0
    Dining7.0
    9.0
    complimentary snacks
    friendly staff
    great location
    breakfast table shortage

    We had a fantastic time exploring the vibrant streets of Paris, visiting the nearby Moulin Rouge and Montmartre. The hotel was great, with a lovely assortment of complimentary snacks and drinks that kept my two teenage kids happy and fueled for our adventures.

    My kids wished there were more breakfast tables available to accommodate families. A quicker breakfast setup would be a bonus.

    Standard Twin Room
  • D
    David
    United States of America
    left 10 reviews
    Wrote a review on Jun 03
    Perfect
    Recommends the hotel
    Location10.0
    Rooms10.0
    Service10.0
    Dining10.0
    10
    mini-bar
    friendly staff
    clean room

    Recommend for a momentary visit

    Comfortable room, friendly staff, with conveniences like a clean mini-bar stocked with drinks and snacks available throughout the day, making it easy to explore city attractions via nearby subway stations.

    Can’t think of anything without adding further information.

    Standard Double Room

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